December 2011
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Me every morning.
lmaogtfo:
When i hear my alarm clock I think:
And my expectations are like:
But in reality, I’m like:
me: what are you doing for new years
friend: getting drunk and partying, what about you
me: staying home reading fanfictions and sobbing over gay characters
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend: what
me: i said same
At midnight I'm going to be kissing the absolute...
Me: MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD I WANT YOUR JUNK IN MY FACE OH MY GOD I WANT YOUR SALIVA IN MY MOUTH AND YOUR BOTTOM LIP NEAR MINE JESUS CHRIST HOLY SWEET DICKS PLEASE BE MINE WE CAN DANCE AND SING THE SOUND OF MUSIC TOGETHER OR ILL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET YOU SING BECAUSE YOUR VOICE IS LIKE A FUCKING ANGEL GOD WHY CANT YOU REALIZE YOUR LOVE FOR ME I KNOW YOU WANT MY BODY I WANT YOUR BODY SWEAT ALL OVER ME RIGHT NOW
Attractive band member: what?
Me: I mean, will you impregnate me?
Attractive band member: sorry, say that again. its so loud in here.
Me: i said will you sign my nipple
Attractive band member: one more time, please. a little louder !
Me: SIGN MY FUCKING SHIRT.
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
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